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Schnitzel is wery exiting and it is wery hard to understand its origin. First schitzel was created by Poco koko Dias Imrich Sus Peperoni Deutsch III.

He had Leukophobia but he liked meet so he made white schnitzel brown.

He as fharaon of deutsch killed everione who didnt eat at least one schnitzel per day

Schnitzel in their language

But Cornians race of corns were ryly angri so they killed Poco koko Dias Imrich Sus Peperoni Deutsch III.

And Cornians race of corn hated schnitzel so mutch, so they killed everione who eat schnitzel.

Poco koko Dias Imrich Sus Peperoni Deutsch IV. son of Poco koko Dias Imrich Sus Peperoni Deutsch III. started revoltion.

With help of Gazniasom pupkin (he was genral of cornonos legion) they killed all cornians.

That mean the Cornians didn exist. Poco koko Dias Imrich Sus Peperoni Deutsch IV. was emperor of deutsch for 55 years.

So corn was ilegial but people from this moment musted eat one schnitzel per day.

His son Poco koko dias Imrich polo I. upgraded schnitzel recepie(thats recepie is used to this day).

But when Mohamed Ghandi learnd about this he Stoped this endles war and he made a peace.

So people of spaim must now eat at least one corn with schnitzel per day or Kim Chom Kum will kill them.

Uztaland (know as Deutsch or Spain)